COMIC RELIEF
This year at Vaughan for Comic relief we wanted to make sure we had fun and lots of laughs, as well as raise money for some worthy causes. We will update you on the full amount raised in our next Newsletter.
Thank you to everyone that donated and took part, no amount of money was too small.
We held a ‘LOLATHON’ during the week of the 15th March. The children shared their favourite jokes with their class in an effort to make their friends and their teacher laugh! The child with the winning joke that made everyone laugh most was crowned the funniest member of the class.
We had a variety of jokes from ‘knock knock jokes’ to ‘what do you call a…?’
The winning children received a medal, and we thought we’d share some of these with you to hopefully make you smile and giggle!
WINNING JOKES
Morning Nursery - Why does a cow eat grass? Because it's a lawn mooer. (Lily-Rae)
Afternoon Nursery - What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut going on holiday! (Sami)
RA - Why did the Elephants get thrown out of the pool? Because they couldn't keep their trunks up. (Esmail)
RB - What is the best key to open a door on Christmas Day? A Turkey!! (Seraphina)
RC - Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake (Stirling)
1A - Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well. (Thibihsna)
1B - Knock knock, who’s there? Lettuce, lettuce who? Let us in its cold out here! (Amelia)
1C - Why did the monster eat the lightbulb? Because he wanted a light snack (Kamran)
2A - How many tickles does an octopus need to laugh? Ten tickles. (Aylin)
2B - Why did the skeleton cross the road? To go to the body shop. (Gabriel)
2C - Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo hoo. There's no need to cry about it! (Flynn)
3B - 'What is an American Cat's favourite car?' A 'Catillac’ (Ibrahim)
3C - What happened to Hulk when he crossed the road? He was 'hulk smashed' by a car! (Jokubas)
4B - Knock Knock. Who's there? Oliver. Oliver who? Oliver let me in - it is raining. (Henrietta)
4C - 'What do chickens do to get fit? They eggsercise!' (Neha)
5A - Me: Doctor, doctor I feel like I'm a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull yourself together! (Sabawoon)
5B - A child at school threw some cheese at me. It wasn’t very mature. (Freya)
5C - Why shouldn't you play games in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs. (Louisa & Aksaya)
6A - Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert? Because he was stuffed. (Aeshan)
6B - How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogy in it. (Amber)
6C - What do you call a fish with no eyes? No idea. (Mirle)